Wipe out the human race

[kyo45]

Okay lets put aside the politics and death subjects off to the side for the time being and talk about something that came to my mind.

There are sometimes I think about this when I'm having a shitty day I would always say "Sometimes I wish I could wipe out the human races" bad thinking I know sorry but hey I was have a crappy day I don't really mean it.

If you guys were alien from another planet and came to earth to invade which country would you invade first and how would you do it you guys. (note be creative you guys you don't have to be aliens you could wish to be Godzilla for all I care)

Me the the first country I would take is the good old U.S. of A the way how I would do it. There are a number of ways of how I want to do it first I would blast the city with the laser cannons from my ships then I would send my small ships to drop bombs on the city's. Last I will began landing my troops then that were the fun starts my troops will starts the onslaught just like in the intro to the game Killzone. When they land I always think the way how they land by either jump from a balloon like in Hellsing how the nazi landed or just like in killzone they come out in a ship like so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Ns4qIyVpI

Another way how I would do the invasion a more simple way I would probably do it the independents day movie style where the aliens used their ships main cannon that level the whole city but to me where the fun in that.

[Overlord]

Very interesting thread, although im kinda sure these kind of thoughts run through all of our minds... or are we just insane? lol

I would start with Africa, just indoctrinating everyone to join my army of farly superior and advance techonology that makes current warfare obsolete. Slowly push northwest taking on Asia and Europe, as my army grows it only becomes more unstoppable.

Once all of those 3 continents are secured its time to take on northern and southern america, boxing the US in. Then just obliterate it with sheer strenght ^^.

Pretty evil plan if i do say so myself. Theres a lot of holes but meh every plan has holes.

[zer0]

I don't know, i think I like the idea in the movie of "Sum of All Fears." I would find a way to let the beggist powers fight themselves, then when they're weak, I'd hit them hard and good. Hmmh.. I think i'd invade the US, and Russia first. Seeing as how they will end up destroying themselves if my plan works.

[hidden]

My tactics would rely heavily on my motive. If the planet was no use to me or my people it seems like destroying the ecosystem would be the fastest and most sure-fire way to get the job done simply because we(humans) only have one ecosystem.

As a lot of our communication run through radio waves so we would have to disrupt those once we are ready to begin our attack. we wouldnt have too much time before they knew something was up, however, this could be good for us as they may think that their enemies are humans not aliens.

[shadowluck13]

maybe lindsy loahn! she scares the crap out of me! no one should beable to drink more hard alcohol then paris hilton can swalow dick!

[Pervysage]

Really odd question but I will play along. I would just take the pole from the north and south pole I can threaten to flood the coastal plains of any country by melting them. Other reason most military equipment does not work so well in that kind of cold. I would also I would hunt down and Lindsy Lohan ,Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Micheal Jackson, and the guys that made starship troopers 2,3 and a few more people.

[Phantom Renegad]

I'd just poke and prod people. Humans seem to love killing each other anyway. It wouldn't take too much to push the right person the wrong way. Just a couple bad days for some leaders and countries and you have war. The best part is no one would know I did it.

[kyo45]

heh heh heh heh

[daeryn]

If I were the aliens and I wanted the planet itself... I would disperse an airborne viral agent to do the job. Something absorbed through skin contact, invisible in the air, highly contagious, and swiftly fatal to humans (though perhaps not to other forms of life). The trick is that the agent would remain dormant for a year or so, giving it enough time to achieve near 100% spread before activating - killing everyone and not leaving any time for futile retaliation attempts that might further damage the world. Side perk: Expended bodies would be available as raw material.

If I were an alien race that just wanted the planet GONE, I would shunt a comet and/or asteroid to impact around the poles, probably in northern russia or something; thinner crust up there to do more damage, and let the earth's own rotation spread the damage instead of shunting it to the side. A similar effect could be achieved by somehow coercing the Moon into a decaying orbit. The goal would be to crack the planet such that its rotation causes its bits to sling both out of the solar system and in towards the sun, where they could be absorbed and not clutter the cosmos.

Whee....

-Daeryn

[doh3rty]

if it wer upto me id go into work with a gun and shoot every customer who came upto me and asked a stupid question FOOLS

[coolboy44]

I like the melting the poles idea, everone is scared of that XD

[fesknet]

If I was an alien race and wanted to take over Earth.
I would jump in from hyper space < or put in random inter galaxy travel here >. Scan the planet for resources. If it has what I want. I would not lunch a footslugis take over.
I would just lunch an "planet destroy weapon" and kill ever thing on the plant and start mining. If Earth didn't have the resource I wanted
I would leave it be. :Up_to_something:

[Alucard]

I would make a human clone of the american President frist then have a alien squad kindnap the Current President if we had a Female President then my alien could have their way with her but if it's a male president then simple eliminate him!Then I would have my clone president make a borad cast all around the world while he is broad casting my alien will use mind control to inslave the human's. Then I would send my armata to finish off the rest!The human's I took control of in my broad cast I will use in the following way's the human women will be used to please my alien's and use the men for milltary!This is my frist plan!

[CarlT]

Wiping out the human race is trivially easy for a starfaring species. If all you want to do is eliminate is the human race, and leave the rest of the biosphere and infrastructure intact, a tailored virus will do the trick. Sanitising the biosphere for humus in which to "terraform" the earth to your alien species' biome is even easier; the virus need not be so discrimitive.
Far more fun for me would be a humanoid race having their way with the Earth in general and Humanity in particular. Put everybody to sleep at once. Then, when everyone wakes up, they've been process into enslavement camps. Ship after ship, holds filled with Earth's most beautiful women, are sent to the Humanoid Alen Empire, while the Earth remains as a resort and a slave breeding camp.

[Mistabig]

I would implant a bug into the President's brain to make him look like a babbling fool...oh, wait.

[mascot1063]

well... just dont kill me

[coldness]

If i were to kill the human race, the way I'd have it done would be some singular superior human shaped being with ultimate power slowly wipes out everything and all effort to attrack and deestroy this being would be futile. It owuld start in a random location ohwever, i don't really have any particular place to be destroyed first.

[trugreen1]

take north korea it got wepons

[Flarey]

Why would I want to wipe out the human race? Ryoga and I would just take over the world. ^_~

Bow before your new Goddesses!

[Big Bone]

I'd take down a country not with guns, knives or missiles. It's much more satisfying when conquering someone when they're still alive, if they're dead why would they even give a F? By conquering them and keeping the country alive and intact the humiliation builds and shows how powerless they are...of course this is if i actually want to conquer a country at ALL. As for wiping the human race out? Meh, don't really care that much unless they're in direct contact with me. There are still a lot of good people out there that don't deserved to be wiped out or such, and the innocent shouldn't have to suffer with all of the other idiotic people.

[Darkness Ryo]

Everybodies got some interesting ways of wiping out the human race. I mean, there are psychodic killers. Why not did a big ass pit. (If I cannot swear, sorry) Throw the all including canabals into that pit, throw it knives, needles and a few grills and just show random people everyday, tape it and call it a reality show.

That, and many other ideas in my bog book of torments and killings. I got to have some type of hobby right?

[romantika]

If I were an lien and I wanted to take over the planet, I'd probably start my attack on the US since its the only superpower(for now....*sweatdrops*Ellow, Russia & China). I'd knockout all communications, seize control of their nuke weapons and fire them at both enemies and allies alike.When the world is all nuked up, I, being an advanced alien will de-nuke the planet and conquer what few little human survivors that are left.Sounds easy and with little to no casulaties on my side^^

However....if I am an alien and wanted to destroy the earth, that feat would probably be easier.Just take down my spaceship into the earth's atmosphere and commence a hyperspace jump or space fold.Theoretically(in a sci-fi sense*lolz*), the hyperspace portal or the sheer size of the energy released would eitehr suck in the whole planet apart or mess up the electormagnetic and gravitatioonal pool of the planet which in turn rip our planet apart.Either way, it ain't good.

[cosmicmenace]

I want the planet? If I want something Ill just take it! But I do things with style and finesse. I would make clones of every single Major TV CEO in the world (CNN, NBC, CARTOON NETWORK, TNT, MTV ect.) and steal the real ones. I would then give my clones a virus to upload into their Satellite senders and recievers which would rend you all helpless. They would upload them at the same time. While you mindless drones are watching your favorite Television show you unknowingly have become my slaves. Only you wont know it till I give the secret word.

I would then proceed to have my Clones give the secret word (probably "Endgame" or something stupid like that) and then I would take over and instruct you all to run wild and inflict as much mayhem as you please. Because I know some people dont watch or even own a TV.

After I am satisfied I would instruct you all to board my battleship fleet. Once you are onboard the hundreds upon thousands of ships I would proceed to Eradicate you all. And then my fleet would destroy what ever and whoever was left of you simple humans. And that as they say, would be that.

A bit complicated perhaps but the chase is what makes it all the more satisfying. Then I would leave your earth to itself and let "fate" take its course.