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kyo45
03-24-2008, 07:18 AM
Here an interesting question that came to my mind.

If you were sent to another planet or sent back though time and you can bring only one weapon what would you bring.

Me I would want an M-16 but I thought about what if I ran out of bullets so maybe I'll bring a katana instead.

Vladimire
03-24-2008, 08:19 AM
Gotta go with the Half-Life crowbar. Nothing beats it.

Kohdoku
03-24-2008, 08:36 AM
Saikyo-Ryu. Fists never run out of ammo nor do they need to be sharpened.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/80/200px-Dan_SF.jpg

Cevrik777
03-24-2008, 10:29 AM
Kratos' Chains of Olympus!

Ryoga_Kiwamu
03-24-2008, 01:09 PM
Likns Peow Peow sword. oooor Jim Carrey as a blunt weapon:lol:

RJay
03-24-2008, 04:46 PM
Well I'm English, if it exists i'd have to go back to get Excalibur, along with it's sheath.

Ryoga_Kiwamu
03-24-2008, 04:49 PM
my:boobs:

:yelrotflmao:

dR.pErVo
03-24-2008, 08:29 PM
my ===:mnstr :yelrotflmao::laugh2::yelrotflmao:

zeldalover13
03-24-2008, 08:45 PM
Lord Link: Master Sword! :link:

laddle
03-24-2008, 09:18 PM
I'd like a sword. But then again, given my proficiency with it, I have better chances with a pair of escrima sticks.

Or knowledge. Because we all know knowledge is the ultimate weapon. :nerd:

dR.pErVo
03-25-2008, 02:08 AM
FUSI:smiley:N CANN:smiley:N!!!

Ryoga_Kiwamu
03-25-2008, 05:20 PM
Batmans utility belt with shark repelling spray and stuff

Edwin VanCleef
03-26-2008, 12:29 AM
An Evangelion unit, no doubt :P

priest665
04-29-2008, 10:23 PM
the bfg from doom or a chainsaw.

shinichi
04-29-2008, 11:03 PM
it would have to be my trusty zambato, but it does get tiring swinging that thing around, so for backup it would have to be my polearm with a katana-like blade at the end


(in case you dont know a zambato weighs about 40 pounds ^.^)

IIA
04-30-2008, 05:24 AM
a zanbato? try this on for size --------> Dragonslayer Sword

and i think you're talking about a naginata or nagamaki polearm

shinichi
04-30-2008, 05:34 AM
0.0 that looks a lot like the sword i have on display in my house

and yes a naginata is what i was referring to, i just couldnt remember the name of the weapon -.-

unchained
04-30-2008, 06:44 AM
a woman (there is no fury greater than a woman scorn) .....and we all know women use sex as a weapon......becides gotta have something 2 do when the dust clears

i win

priest665
04-30-2008, 04:34 PM
good one unchained... i stil say the BFG from doom

unchained
05-01-2008, 12:37 AM
bfg had butt for ammunition and it was slow a woman never runs out of ammo thou .........seriously argue with one!

Flarey
05-05-2008, 11:10 PM
Magical staff, please. ^_^

shinichi
05-06-2008, 08:53 AM
dont forget the magical powers to go with that staff ;)

Flarey
05-06-2008, 10:51 AM
Of course. ^_^

But I guess I implied that, since this thread is about the weapon of choice.

clipeuh
07-01-2008, 11:46 PM
Rick Astley !

Ryoga_Kiwamu
07-02-2008, 04:56 PM
a gnome bazooka "you are not prepared!"

onisnake
07-02-2008, 05:18 PM
ryu hayabusa in a box. nothing better then that

blackonidragon7
07-06-2008, 02:32 PM
Senso Bakuran** correct me if im wrong, but this is Byakuya Kuichi's zanpakto

IIA
07-06-2008, 03:32 PM
it's called Senbonzakura

Flarey
07-06-2008, 11:19 PM
千本桜 (Senbonzakura) or the Bankai form 千本桜景厳 (Senbonzakura Kageyoshi)

And you also spelled Kuchiki wrong. XD

Alucard
07-19-2008, 07:41 AM
:GRIM2A:I would bring my Gun Blade! That way i can bring Death from a Distace and close rage.:whip2Death is so sweet!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!I love Death almost as much as i love hentai!

sexonthebeach
07-19-2008, 03:55 PM
I would bring Luffy FRom One Piece haa elastic power punch !!!!!!!!!

Siquall
07-20-2008, 03:42 PM
Gauntlets.

*Hand to hand, no place for weapons"

dweller02
07-20-2008, 06:01 PM
A nice sharp katana - slice n' dice.

bobbycorwin
07-20-2008, 07:27 PM
sig sauger P226 R tactical :)

darkmagis
07-21-2008, 03:12 AM
I would Take with me a Diamond Edge Katana Laser Cut to Perfection able to Slice through metal with enough force and never needs to be sharpened never runs out of Ammo. The Hilt Of this Sword will have an Air compression chamber with a 7 foot Chain inside attached to a Diamond Tipped Arrow head which act as a simple Tail Ornament for the hilt of the sword. ^-^ Across The Blade of this sword My name Along with the words Reaper of Death will be Engraved in English on one side and Japanese on the other. Forever making it a blade of mystery when i pass on in my new time line ^-^.

marquis14
07-21-2008, 08:29 AM
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK! but if we get to use fictional weapons, im using a lightsaber. all the weights in the hilt so its not tiring plus its a pretty handy tool, start some fires, cook yer food, cauterize a wound.

commanderme
07-21-2008, 03:06 PM
I'd Bring a gundam!

driver
07-21-2008, 07:14 PM
Probably a machete, though it'd be cool to carry a Luger as well for a sidearm.

marcsu1819
07-22-2008, 05:04 AM
go back to cave man times, with a katana, that would work for me :)

Pram the Oracle
07-23-2008, 05:46 AM
I've always favored polearms for some reason. Guns are okay though.

But in RPGs, I go with the absolute best one after weighing the good and the bad.

st3nroh4ever
07-24-2008, 09:21 PM
shotgun from almost every FPS

titan
07-24-2008, 09:59 PM
katana , but not the short wakizashi

a beem sword would be nice too

rep44
07-25-2008, 02:17 AM
millions of sticks of C4 and a detanator

Mislead Prophet
07-25-2008, 07:59 AM
Knives, plan a simple.

"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the...little..emotions. And..you see..in their last moments...people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which one of them were cowards? "

stupidnoobs
07-25-2008, 10:57 PM
If i was sent back in time I would bring Chuck Norris.
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f179/nickengle/chucknorris.jpg
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Mantha
07-26-2008, 01:20 AM
An interesting thing, the question is, why would you be needing this weapon? Is your purpose to kill one person or a small group, then you may leave, if that is the case, I choose the minigun.((look in attachments))

If I am stuck there, but am going to have to fight people continually, I would choose a spear. If I am again, stuck, but just need to hunt, bow and arrows, some new grade awesome stuff, and I'd make those last as long as I could.

If I'm just plain stuck there, but have sources for food and am not on the run killing people or a person, I would simply choose a knife, it's a handy tool as well as a weapon.

darkavalon
07-26-2008, 03:14 AM
My Gnomish Battle Chicken :P

Pervysage
07-26-2008, 09:58 AM
the fake weapon I would bring back with me would be a black hole cannon. The real weapon I would bring is a few nukes and a pack of smokes

Tobishead
07-27-2008, 03:49 PM
Nami's Punch witch stops Zoro and Luffy going mad at each other..... IMBA

Or the Flaccannon of a random Unreat Tournament Title xD

blinghop
07-27-2008, 07:47 PM
I'd say flamethrower. not much in the past could defend against it... at least until i ran out of fuel. Although a car would be awesome. I would love to see the reactions of some middle aged people to that!

Konata
07-29-2008, 12:54 AM
Staff of Sherogorath

dr-zox
07-31-2008, 06:30 PM
If i was from the future, I would replace my arms with cannons and have them shoot plasma blasts

And the guns would charge up for ammo off the sun or heat

or maybe I would bring the weapon of goodwill and peace

piernik
08-04-2008, 02:00 AM
Nuclear missle for me ;)

piernik
08-04-2008, 08:31 AM
I would choose phaser over everything :)

johnnydick
08-04-2008, 09:31 PM
my dick

SKerriganlover
08-06-2008, 08:28 PM
For silent weapons I like Battle Axes and Swords, for ballistic weapons I like the Vulcan Chain Gun, M-60, and the AK-47.

Flying vehicles:
Apache AH-64 Attack Helicopter
Harrier Jump Jet
Land Vehicles:
M-1A Battle Tanks
Stryker Unit

dr-zox
08-08-2008, 01:39 PM
my dick


I think my gun hands would beat them .lol

Yellow Foot
08-09-2008, 02:05 PM
Gotta go with the Half-Life crowbar. Nothing beats it.

Gotta love the HL crowbar, but what about the portal gun?

As for me I'd have to go with a BR55 Battle Rifle (Halo)

DSGPP
08-11-2008, 03:08 AM
Likely a weapon that only exists in my imagination, could an entire mechanical robot be considered a weapon? If I can't bring a mech then I will go with a large titanium sword of some sort.

ReggeaGandalf
08-11-2008, 11:04 AM
only one weapon the M4. and also the P90 an the Barrett M82A1

iamnobody
08-11-2008, 09:47 PM
A remote-controlled bee that can be made to sting your enemy with a pre-injected poison of your choice, like the Isreali military has recently developed.

xXxBLYNDS1DExXx
08-12-2008, 03:18 AM
My M4A1 Carbine seemed to get me through two tours in Afghanistan and Iraq pretty well, saved my ass a time or two. I'll stick with that.

Nitro
08-12-2008, 03:38 PM
Chainsaw, baby.

nyquil
08-13-2008, 02:03 AM
my fists duh.

LavenderSkies
08-13-2008, 02:21 AM
Either a gatling gun or a giant battle axe... Either putting holes in thing or cutting it in half... Kinda hard to decide!

Orokamono
08-14-2008, 02:04 PM
Either a platinum bazooka that fires 18th century furniture, or minimoose.

timtom
08-14-2008, 09:45 PM
Concussion rifle. Katana blade. Mandalorian body armor.

sheut
08-15-2008, 05:36 AM
Lets face it, you bring a gun back in time and you run out of ammo... unless your an ammunitions expert who can produce more ammo straight from salt peter (or whatever you need to make black powder... I'm no expert to say the least.)
At first I thought a sword, but then you gotta wonder: you end up in fuedal japan where there are trained samurai or random shinobi popping out of your ass and they see a random fellow dressed in unfamiliar clothes and brandishing a sword... first instinct you ask? get you first lol.
I pick a dagger, because in the very least you can hide it if it will avoid trouble. Stealth is the ultimate weapon I always say.

Hunk
08-24-2008, 10:49 AM
Native Ak47 :)
Kalash is the best!

fes753
08-24-2008, 05:06 PM
I'll get sniper rifle and bring alot of ammo also it would need to have a solar powered laser to pinpoint the target.

wcw209suck
08-24-2008, 10:52 PM
just need a machine gun

klown
08-25-2008, 08:04 PM
sweeeet

Alido
08-26-2008, 08:06 AM
Sniper rifle(see below) and swiss army knife (never leave home without it)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KS-obqLP6WnL5M:http://www.firstdefense.com/html/3D50.jpg

hornyman208
08-26-2008, 09:16 AM
i would say either a battle ax a always trusty shotgun with enough ammo to last me through my campaign or a chain and a very sharp knife

HentaiHug
08-26-2008, 08:45 PM
pocket Norris?

Funnyshoes
08-26-2008, 10:05 PM
Rock and Roll

Flarey
08-26-2008, 10:30 PM
Now that is an interesting weapon of choice. ^_^

Pervysage
08-27-2008, 12:33 PM
What ever happen to the board with a rusty nail in it.

Flarey
08-27-2008, 09:27 PM
Classic, but effective. XD

dR.pErVo
08-28-2008, 03:59 AM
pizza! cuz im reeeaaally hungry! :drooling3:

Funnyshoes
08-29-2008, 10:05 AM
Ugh, why didn't I think of pizza? Great now I'm friggin starving... >.<

deneme
08-29-2008, 01:05 PM
http://www.hentaispy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=234806&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1206652433this one

Megasora87
08-29-2008, 01:21 PM
tidus legendary weapon brotherhood of course :laugh2:

Knives9999
08-30-2008, 05:48 AM
A lightsaber,defenetly a lightsaber coz i have something with those stuff
:lgtsbr :lgtsbr

DMoogle
08-30-2008, 06:16 PM
Great question.

A velociraptor would have to be my answer.

Or a gladius. Which is latin for penis.

Shadow2222
08-31-2008, 12:00 AM
I would bring my salty language Fuck Bitches Damn.....hole. :rolleyes1:

fesknet
09-01-2008, 06:38 AM
I would bring a flame thrower easy to refile. ^^

darkmist
09-06-2008, 03:28 PM
Will the Death Star fit inside the time machine?

timmy502
09-06-2008, 06:47 PM
you obviously dont know me if you think i need a weapon

Shadow2222
09-07-2008, 08:58 PM
Shit, i'll just bring chuck norris with me BUT i'll also bring jackie Chan, Bruse Willis and Jet lee.

taytripp
09-09-2008, 07:42 AM
Rock and Roll

What he said. Anyone tries to attack you, you can melt their faces off with a solo on your axe.

smee
09-10-2008, 04:47 AM
chainsaw.

hell if it was good enough for ash, its good enough for me. good enough for ANYONE.

Pnoyz
09-10-2008, 09:49 AM
Katana!

gragnar
09-10-2008, 10:55 AM
i would take a buster sword

buetifulred
09-12-2008, 03:18 PM
green destiny

Pervysage
09-12-2008, 03:27 PM
what the heck is a green destiny

kyo45
09-12-2008, 03:39 PM
For those people on this thread that are bring a nuke with them as their weapon boy those people in the pass are sure gonna get one hell of a taste of the 21 century.

weineronabun7
09-12-2008, 05:34 PM
a Pen

sunjinko
09-12-2008, 06:48 PM
a pack of school stuff ^^

kyo45
09-13-2008, 07:10 PM
a Pen

A pen "the pen is mightier then the sword" hehehe no shit ever saw Indian Jones the last crusade.

nutterbutter
09-13-2008, 10:17 PM
id choose a desert eagle. they are powerfull

Dustin
09-16-2008, 06:30 PM
my weapon of choice=pepper spray. nuff said. lol

Sieger
09-23-2008, 04:31 PM
Well if it was A gun i'd probley Pick either an Desert Eagle, just like the Name of it and has great firepower, But i do like the M16. I supose an M60 would be to insane unless ur about to get hell of invasion on ur ass. But does it inclusing Unlimited supply of ammunition. or like backpack loaded. cuze then i'd probley take M16 to take lots of Ammo to be prepared for the Worst. and Some music to beat the killing if needed to :D

Phantom Renegad
09-25-2008, 05:52 PM
I'd have to take a long katana and maybe a sniper rifle. Or maybe a sniper rifle that was a katana... Anyway the katana is efficient and doesn't run outta ammo and the rifle... well I just like em.

Autumn
09-30-2008, 08:41 PM
Twim short swords.

neokia
10-03-2008, 06:41 PM
SA80 the unstopable british army rifle............. ok and the big fuck off gun blade from FF8 =P

superbob713
10-03-2008, 10:21 PM
forged from the fires of hell, then froze on the poler ice caps. left sitting on a kichen counter for three years... A BAGUETTE MUHAHAHA!

Nolanoth
10-11-2008, 03:54 AM
Um… another planet you say?

How bout a lightsaber xD or even better “The Force”!

The_Dude
10-11-2008, 08:43 AM
My FISTS

klown
10-12-2008, 12:05 AM
I know this is nerdy but probably a:lgtsbr

Bvelvet
10-13-2008, 02:21 PM
my weapon would have to be a three section staff.

ral789
10-13-2008, 04:00 PM
Twin Scimitars.

Bloodneed
10-14-2008, 12:27 PM
Id bring a kool purple light saber for the glow effects

Overlord
10-14-2008, 10:19 PM
A Rapier, nothing says sophistication and honor quite like it.

Akira404
10-16-2008, 01:42 AM
I'm trained in Kendo so I'd have to go with a high-quality Katanna folded 1000 times minimum.

hornyman208
10-17-2008, 09:51 AM
okay i mmight also bring a cosh =D always reliable and tons of used paper towel rolls napkins and if they dont have it gun powder

metaplay
10-17-2008, 02:10 PM
My wit and brain.

Who am I kidding, I'd be dead in a week.

Alicard
10-18-2008, 03:14 PM
O would bring a katana as well

Hedgoo
10-28-2008, 04:13 PM
I'd like to take some fist wepons, like spikes on your nuckles to fend off evil aliens or whatever, or a katana, either would do.

doh3rty
10-31-2008, 01:29 PM
for me its gt to be a desert eagel or 44. magnum im all about the fire power :D