Free For All!

[Tree]

This game is basically a game in where the members of this fine forum can use their imaginative prowess to attack other members in ASCII battle! Here's how it works:

1. Each participant must type an entry post to start attacking others. This entry post should give the resources you can draw upon in battle, and the resources are not limited except that resources cannot give you god-like powers (determined by me).

2. Everyone has the ability to regenerate, and it takes more than one post to kill them. Make this interesting, people. Also, you cannot destroy another member's resources. You can, however, make it so they can't use them in another clever fashion.

3. NO TIME DILATION! Space dilation (teleporting) is perfectly fine, however.

4. You are fighting on planet Earth, not the planet Galamax. HOWEVER, you can move the battle to another planet / universe if you so fit, but the battle begins on Earth.

Anywho, I'll start
Resources:
-Toolbelt
-Metal scrap heap
-Craploads of batteries
-Means to refuel batteries

LET THE FREE-FOR-ALL BEGIN!!!

[biganime]

I don't think anyone understands ^_^

But i'll attack you with my nakedness.

[Darkpoet]

um yeah

Power to control the Undead and Metroids
Power suit rated for any astomsphere w/ built in missles , super missles, charge beam , spread beam ,light beam, dark beam, power beam ,phazon beam, plasma beam , power bombs ,and accerated speed and jump booster
toolkit full of neat shit to help me survive

[Darkpoet]

planet = SR38
Battle Ground = Mining Station Alpha
The terrian is open with many cliffs and ledges not to mention bridges and supply creates that hold power ups such as baseball bat ,porn star ron jermy ,and mimic cards mimic a player can only play one mimic card thought the whole battle and they only appear in the supply creates on the 3rd turn the mimic card allows you to mimic you oppeants last attack

Darkpoet VS. Tree

Begin Phase 1
Darkpoet rushs at Tree with his speed boost and jumps in the air at the last second and attacks tree from above with his super missle for 10% Damage

Phase ends

[Tree]

Tree reels from the blast, but gets up and heads for a creation he built earlier: MODULUS. Modulus is a 50 foot in diameter ball of iron that can hover in the air and pick up anything metal to throw it. Tree controls modulus from inside behind a bulletproof plexiglass window. Tree enters modulus and uses it to pick up Darkpoet (carrying a lot of metal wepaonry) and throws him into a hill. Tree then throws a huge ball of ore into the air, past the atmosphere, then runs and hides from the resulting meteor storm.

biganime
I slap you with a fish after doing the above to Darkpoet. You are dealt 7% damage

[Darkpoet]

Turn 2 Darkpoet

Phase 1

Fires a super missle at a supply create and picks up the power up Porn star ron jeremy
i use Ron jeremy on Tree with the butt fuck attack for 5% damage and darkpoet bounces off of trees head for 1% and and hits a grapple ledge and grapple over the MODULUS and lays a super bomb on top of the MODULUS

End phase

[Tree]

The super bomb being made of metal, Tree uses modulus to swing the bomb up into the air where it explodes causing no damage to Tree. Tree then decides to open a power-crate, where he finds a reverse attack field. Tree can now reverse one attack dealt to him.

I do not attack this turn, hence regenerating 10% (It would be 5% if I did attack). Modulus now has a blue aura around it like St. Elmo's fire. Maybe a lightning attack is coming. Maybe I'm cooking brownies. NOBODY KNOWS.
Tree = 94% health
Darkpoet = 90% health (down 5% due to damage from hill impact and 5% from stray meteorites because you didn't avoid them)

[Sendou]

Resources:
Bodyguards Miko Lee & Kianna. They can go up to Stage III of horniness, thereby (one) catching the enemy off-guard (and the other kicking his ass).
With my GPS-scouter pre-built in my lefteye Sendou gathers data from the opponent to speculate weaknesses and calculate probabilities of next moves.
Fighting Style
Sendou commands Miko Lee and Kianna to attack. Whenever they're out cold, Sendou uses brute force. If one of them is dead "No Mercy" will be activated, doubling all skills. If both of them are dead "Unforgiven" will be activated, quadripling all skills (quadriple of normal stage).
Attributes
In current mode, Sendou can only dodge and strike with low power. To assassinate him, it's easier first to kill both bodyguards. Be warned: after their death Sendou's speed is surpassed by immortal strength.
One skill the bodyguards can do is "Heaven's Blowjob". It is required for them to be together, to be in Stage III and for the three of us to be idle.
As something equivalent Sendou can give a "Power Hug" to only one of them per post, thereby fastening their regeneration. The one hugged cannot be harmed during this process, but Sendou himself can be damaged.

[Sendou]

Sendou enters planet SR38 together with bodyguards Miko Lee and Kianna (both in skyblue coloured underwear; cuteness 85% at Stage I horniness) on a plain field not 10 yards away from Battle Station Alpha. An internal highly-advanced GPS tracking device pre-built in Sendou's left-eye finds two sources of highly potential energies, declining in value as time passes. After the smart remark "They're probably fighting." for her doing, Miko Lee convinced Sendou to take a look.
After a closer check Sendou finds out one of the fighters is his father. Since Sendou has never known his real father, he points his GPS at the other fighting force to gather more intelligence; weakness found.

Sendou grabs a poster (A1-format) from his backpack of Dizzy and exposes this to target. As pre-calculated and expected, target became off-guard for a while, thereby creating a chance for Darkpoet (Sendou's father) to inflict a great amount of damage. Will his father thank his son, or do the same as what he did at his birth (betrayal)? For this probability Kianna and Miko Lee stand side-to-side in front of Sendou in defensive positions. Sendou touches their nice asses. "May God have Mercy."

[Darkpoet]

Darkpoet open a create and pulls the Mimic Card and chooses to save it
darkpoet sets off a power bomb causing the ground to shake cause the Modulus
to fall over knocking out any barriers darkpoet shoots the clouds with his Power beam and causes it to rain and lighting to strike and since Modulus is metal it is dealt 50% damage
the result causes a mass eletric shock damging tree for 7% damage and everyone else on the battlefield 5% including darkpoet

[Tree]

The laws of physics still apply, Darkpoet, Thats means electricity still travels on the outside of metal and not on the inside, and doesn't damage modulus at all. However, it caused an electrical short, which caused modulus to fall. And since tree was too busy whacking off to that damn dizzy poster (and the shields being down due to that damn power beam), modulus hits ground rather harshly and is dealt 30% damage. Tree was still shocked for 7% damage, and now his nuts hurt. Damn you Dizzy poster.

Tree is getting angered by Darkpoet's damn missiles and power beams, so he goes into the scrap yard again, after eating those brownies that were being cooked up by modulus. Tree gains 5% health back by their chocolately goodness! Tree spends his turn fixing up modulus from that damn electrical storm (10% health gain by modulus), and after that, he throws a rather large battery into the battlefield, and throws some scrap wire onto it. And as we all know, battery + steel wire = explosions!

The explosion is a great and massive one, but not really damaging. In fact, only 3% damage is done to each player. However, it does throw quite a bit of acid everywhere, and some gets on Darkpoets suit and Sendou's backpack. It begins to eat away at them, and it causes Miko Lee to run around screaming like a little asian girl by getting on one of her shoes. Some acid got on Tree's windshield, but he turned on the windshiled wipers and all is good now.

END RESULTS:
Tree = 94% health, (7% shock damage, 3% battery explosion, 5% brownie regeneration and 5% natural regeneration)
Darkpoet = 87% health, (3% battery explosion, 5% lightning storm damage in your past, 5% regeneration), possible acid damage
Sendou = 97% health, (3% acid damage), possible acid damage
Modulus = 80% health

[Sendou]

If the law of physics still apply then battery + steel wire =/= explosion.
Anyway let's blame the bad quality of the batteries for that.

In Sendou's backpack there was also Kianna's favourite poster; a poster of me. Since that acid damaged the poster, she felt it damaged her idol; me. And since Asian girls are unsurpassed in the skill of getting revenge, Kianna runs to Tree and bitch-slaps him with a 13-hit crystal clear power metal flash combo (she made up the name).

As Miko's recently-bought high heels were damaged, Sendou, rather than feeling angry, felt obliged to clean them. He did this by his bare hands, thereby getting 2% acid damage. However, as Miko blushed of my caring for her, she turned Stage II Horniness. (Heaven's Blowjob can only be done when both Miko and Kianna are Stage III).

Kianna, jealous of my caring for Miko, was shocked as she was the one fighting and Miko getting the reward. She therefore became off-guard, hence a target to side with or to keep as a hostage... Will Kianna fight against Sendou or will she become Sendou's burden to bear? Will Darkpoet be able to interfere? Only the next posts can tell...

Current status:
Sendou: 2% extra damage to self
Miko: Stage II Horniness achieved
Kianna: Off-guard & Confused: take as a hostage or try to take as an ally.

[Tree]

Sendou:
I take you've never jammed a 9-volt battery into steel wool then? If you have, then you'd know the battery does indeed explode. And besides, I threw a crappy battery and the wire sparked in the right places.

I'll wait till darkpoet posts to take my turn and count the damage / status changes

[Darkpoet]

Darkpoet shoots a create and picks up the power up 7 jars Spicy Chili
which he uses he chooses to eat them
darkpoet uses his speed boost and kicks tree in the nuts and then fly past him letting a huge humangous fart cloud which darkpoet makes sure he is clear of and then ignites its with his Power beam for 5% damage

Darkpoet then fires a flash flare at sendou blinding him for 2% and while he is blinded by the light darkpoet steals Kianna you need to learn how to treat a girl l
darkpoet Releases his Metroids which Steal Health from enemys and regernerates my health

[Darkpoet]

btw tree i am crazy and i just tried the steel wool thing with a 9 volt a brand new one and an kinda used one and no explosion just a few sparks and i have tried different brands and older steel wool i had laying around

and also if the laws of physics apply wouldn't modulus have some kind of a computer ?
modulus made out of metal which is a lighting conductor then modulus would conduct the electric charge meaning it conducts so electric current flows through metal also since it was raining this makes it even more prone to a short
wouldn't modulus have a fried computer System? i wasn't thinking of hurting modulus from the outside but from the inside

[Tree]

Well, you also have to throw into fire. I forgot that part. So just add fire and you get the explosion.

Yeah, Modulus does have a computer system, and I suppose the electrical storm would fry it. But I did go right to the scrap heap and fix it. In the interest of fairness, though, I'll add computer malfunction to Modulus stats for an extra turn.